My food seems to think I'm a porn star.  ;A;  Okay, so I love me some coffee, and I love me some whipped cream on top of my coffee drinks, thus I have a whipped cream maker.  You know, the kind where you pour in the cream and it has the pressure cartridge? yup that.  So today suddenly, there is no whipped cream coming out! So I figure it's empty, and in a moment of derpiness UNSCREW IT..  it wasn't empty.

OH MY GOD IT'S EVERYWHERE.  And it hit me in the freaking eye!!  So yeah, my whipped cream climaxed on me.  herp derp.